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Stupid Maple Syrup

Journal Entry: Sat Sep 1, 2012, 12:52 AM


I was quite happy being asleep. But no, some blood Canadian thought it would be best to phone me. Not to mention phone me while impersonating me. twinfools is mental, I would like it to be known.

And what's worse? There's three of them in total, not just one, zooming down the road towards the house right now.

I told Kelly to take them back to the airport and leave them where she found them. She wouldn't listen to me.



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:iconveronica1600:
Veronica1600 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha. You couldnt survive without the wierdness, though.
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LarxychanXII Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2012  Student
you have to admit there awesome though.
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:iconnotyourfool:
NotYourFool Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Poor thing. Maybe they'll give you a refund if you take them back.
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:iconunlovedheart:
unlovedheart Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
just imagine yourself on a beach... scratch that. the sand gets everywhere. ok, at a con... having fun... or a drink. whichever you prefer.
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Sasuke-Uchiha-Luver7 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahaha now I really want to meet Twin!!!!!!!!!
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:iconluigixdaisy001:
LuigiXDaisy001 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
"But, no, some blood Canadian-" Oh, it's so twinfools :XD::XD:
"twinfools is mental,-" I KNEW IT!!
:XD::XD:
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GreenGreer Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I EFFING LOVE MAPLE SYRUP.
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:iconniki2280:
niki2280 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
JUSTIN BEIBER KILLED MUSIC IN THE STATES!!! that much needs to b said at the very least!
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:iconojellybeanso:
OJellyBeansO Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Good Luck recovering Jenn and Kelly ;)

Reminds me of my friend Becky Malone actually (and she only lives like 15 minutes away from me) :3
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:iconkellyjane:
KellyJane Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I COULDN'T TAKE THEM BACK.
I DIDN'T KEEP THE RECEIPT D8
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:icontricneu:
tricneu Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012
DID YOU CHECK ALL YOUR POCKETS
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:iconkellyjane:
KellyJane Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
YES
I EVEN CHECKED MY LESSER-USED ORIFICES
NO LUCK
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:iconc411m3z4ck:
C411M3Z4CK Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
Why would anybody NOT keep the receipt for Canadians? What if they're defective and have no syrup, or they can't play hockey?
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:iconkellyjane:
KellyJane Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I KNOW.
I AM A FOOL.
I AM PAYING FOR MY FOOLISHNESS.
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:iconlaceeanna:
Laceeanna Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student Artist
I'm Canadian and can't play hockey D: I'm too... tiny, and very... uncoordinated.
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:iconstill--doll:
Still--Doll Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Student Digital Artist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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:iconbabyyasha:
BabyYasha Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
I know your pain. My friend call me 3 in the morning to tell me that she made it to Australia safely. Cool. But not cool at 3 am, on a school day I might add.
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RoseDescendant Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student General Artist
"I bought her coffee
Then she drugged me and took my liver
Then she drank my virgin blood."

XD bwahaha Twin's comment XD
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nejigurl132 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Poor Jenn xD
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twinfools Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
THIS JOURNAL INSPIRED SO MUCH HATE
I would have it known that Jenn makes fun of people in sweatpants
I bought her coffee
Then she drugged me and took my liver
Then she drank my virgin blood.
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:icontealpirate:
tealpirate Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
YOU ALREADY HAVE THREE LIVERS; SO DON'T BE SO SELFISH. Your sweatpants were embarassing for the whole team YOU LET THE WHOLE TEAM DOWN.

And then you have the nerve to mock my Cheesus religion. You shall grill in dairy hell for your lactose intolerant crimes.
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saffyre99 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Photographer
Oh dear that sounds troubling..
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:iconkuriconvention:
Kuriconvention Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why did the title remind me of the video where you said 'Mother fucking bread-crumbs" ~? XD

Oh lord XD, I believe you Jenn. -Patpat-
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:iconnightshadowfall:
nightshadowfall Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
Pahahah I lvoe your sense of humour
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:icontesisen4ever:
tesisen4ever Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Artist
lol
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kingdomroxas2 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
lol some people can anoying but also they may just respect u
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:iconotakuofatlantis:
OtakuOfAtlantis Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:( You will survive, I believe in you
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xXGigglesGothGrrlXx Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Student Filmographer
Awwwwh that sucks, i hate being woken up in the morning.......such a horrible feeling. but what you sud of done was lock all the doors and close all the curtains and go back to bed.....and leave them outside :D haha............hope you have a great time at alcon <3
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kurama-luver Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that is so funny
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:iconblack-cat-lita:
Black-Cat-Lita Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
and that is why we have the ability to turn off our phones/unplug them
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:iconyaoipanda14:
YaoiPanda14 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I HATE getting woken up while in a restless sleep -_-
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:iconwintercrystals:
WinterCrystals Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
It could be worse, Jenn. They could have brought a parrot with them.
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DanceWaterDance9 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
I dont know if I should feel slightly insulted from the Maple Syrup thing XD but come on. Canadians are fun :D
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LilBallofHate Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
not all Canadians two words justin beiber *shudders* hes every where *fetal position* mommy X(
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:icondancewaterdance9:
DanceWaterDance9 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
I dont consider him Canadian since he lives in the states now >_>
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:iconlilballofhate:
LilBallofHate Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
justin beiber making america worse since....well i dont know
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:iconmemories-long-gone:
memories-long-gone Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think even the US claims him :|
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:icondancewaterdance9:
DanceWaterDance9 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
he lives there so it is that he is now one of them >_>
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:iconmemories-long-gone:
memories-long-gone Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That's a scary thought. Think we Americans would be able to pawn him off on another country?
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:icondancewaterdance9:
DanceWaterDance9 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012
maybe? Enland o3o
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:iconmemories-long-gone:
memories-long-gone Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't think I wanna do that to them lol
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NerdyArtistXIII Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student Writer
The same kind of thing happened to me. I was just sleeping after working on my Zexion cosplay and then my sister just calls me without warning says "I'M COMING TO VISIT! SET UP THE AIR MATRESS" and hangs up. Yes we all have that ONE person in out lives that make us just say "what the.."
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:iconmemories-long-gone:
memories-long-gone Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You could always tie them up in the back yard and let them run around in circles while you watch. It's good entertainment ;D
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RoxyHeartMarly Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
Aww I'm sorry that happened.
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ookamo1koola Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
XD
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:iconthemonsterinsideme:
Themonsterinsideme Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
X'D Greaaaaaat.
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:icontillthebelltolls:
TillTheBellTolls Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
yeah, that sounds like something he'd do XD
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:iconstripedclaw:
Stripedclaw Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
XD we Canadians are awesome! don't judge Twinfools! XDD
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:iconmoonymarauder7:
MoonyMarauder7 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
Maybe if you just lay out some kibble and water in the garage.
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:iconkurse10:
Kurse10 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Student General Artist
yep, us Canadians are pretty mental XD
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